Monday, March 9, 2009

Privacy

Last Saturday, during a Star Wars party I had for Ben and a couple of his little friends, Brianna went into the bathroom for an extended period of time. Brianna is not yet potty-trained, therefore, this is usually not a good sign. So, I went to check on her. I found her sitting underneath the sink.

She said, "No, Mommy! Need pri-cy"

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Speaking of privacy, I promised you a while back to tell you about our strange robin that lives in our tree.

One morning, I opened the shade in Ben's room, and saw that the trees in our front yard were full of birds. I quickly called Brianna to come and see the birds. As we sat there and watched, we witnessed our robin driving off all of the other birds. He/she would fly directly at them, and when they would fly off of the branch -- to save their skins (and feathers) -- our bird would land right where they had been. He/she systematically cleared all the other birds from our trees in this manner. When he was all alone, he returned to his favorite tree. I sat there, watching him and thinking, "You are a strange little bird." and, "Are robins territorial??" After just a moment all alone in his tree, he POOPED and immediately flew off.

I figure he also just needed some "pri-cy".

Friday, March 6, 2009

"I So Safe"

A few weeks ago, I heard Brianna calling out to me, "I so safe, Mommy. I so safe." I followed her voice to the stairs, where I found her -- not so safely -- coming down on her tummy, head first.

Brianna has been out of gymnastics for the last eight weeks. It gave her time to get her tonsils out, and to fully recover. For the most part it was good to have the break. However, this eight week period also coincided with this new phrase that Brianna has adopted whenever doing something that puts her in harm's way: "I so safe."
Here are some examples. Of course, they are in public:


Who needs gymnastics, when Home Depot provides uneven bars? And, they conveniently move around the store with you!!

Toward the end of our Home Depot shopping trip, I heard the LONGEST announcement I have ever heard over the PA system. It detailed how parents are responsible for their children's safety, and how the carts are not for playing on. I just kept nodding, and saying out loud, "I know, we'll cover the hospital visit."

Brianna is signed up for gymnastics again. Maybe if she has a safe outlet for her climbing, and swinging, and jumping she'll stop giving everybody heart attacks?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Square Foot Gardening 101


Your text for this course: All New Square Foot Gardening, by Mel Bartholomew. (Available at Amazon.com for $11.99 + S&H.)

The basics:

  • Square Foot Gardening eliminates the wasted space of conventional "row" gardening.
  • It eliminates the wasted work of weeding all of the wasted space in conventional "row" gardening.
  • It also eliminates the wasted seeds planted that will later be "thinned out" in conventional "row" gardening.

Conventional gardening calls for tilling an area, fertilizing and amending the soil to make it ready to plant seeds. Then planting seeds in rows, the length of the garden and about three feet apart. Then, with that nicely tilled and fertilized soil, you have a lovely place for weeds to grow: in those wide spaces between rows.

In Square Foot Gardening, you build a garden box, Mel Bartholomew suggests a 4' x4' box out of 2" x 6" lumber. (You can make the boxes any length you like, but no more than 4' wide, because you need to be able to reach comfortably into the middle to care for your garden.)

Then, you mix your own, perfect soil to fill the boxes. That way, you don't have to worry about having your existing soil pH tested, amending it, etc. "Mel's Mix" for soil is made up of equal parts (measured by volume, not weight) of

  • peat moss,
  • coarse vermiculite,
  • and compost.

The peat moss and vermiculite hold the perfect amount of water for your soil, and the compost provides the nutrients. If you are buying the compost, be sure to buy at least three to five different kinds of compost. Most compost is made as the waste product of a specific industry (i.e., cotton, or mushroom, etc.) and therefore isn't well balanced. Your own compost is most ideal. (We bought ours.) You need enough mix to fill your boxes to 6" deep.

Divide your garden box into 1' x 1' spaces. We used thin strips of wood found at Home Depot. You can use any thin, but firm material. This is an important step, do NOT skip it. A Square Foot Garden that is not divided into 1' x 1' spaces IS NOT A SQUARE FOOT GARDEN. Dividing your garden box has the following benefits:

  • it creates easily defined spaces -- a defined space is easier to maintain;
  • it makes planning your garden easier - one crop per square;
  • it gives character to your garden, and looks nice.

Plant your seeds! (Or starter plants) To simplify this, we will think of our plants as coming in four sizes: small, medium, large, and extra large. (We are talking about the end product, and not the seed size.)

  • For small plants, we will divide our 1' x 1' space into sixteen small, evenly spaced areas, and will plant sixteen seeds, one in each of these smaller spaces.
  • For medium plants, divide 1' x 1' space into nine smaller, evenly spaced areas. Plant nine seeds.
  • For large plants, plant four per 1' x'1 space.
  • For extra large plants, plant one per 1' x1' space.

Using this method, you can plant what your family will actually eat, rather than a whole row, with a whole seed packet. In conventional row planting, everything in that row will be ready to harvest at the same time. Rarely will a family eat 20 cabbages at once. In Square Foot Gardening, you can stagger the planting of your crops so that the harvest is also staggered. When a crop is harvested from one of your 1' x1' spaces, you can add a scoop of compost to that space, and replant the space.

For more specific information on when to plant and how many per space of different plants to plant, please refer to your text.

Well, class, that's all we have time for today! Happy Planting!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Our Weekend

I so wish I had taken a before photo of this area on the side of our house. It was overgrown with vines and weeds. There was a big pile of sticks and branches that had fallen in our yard over the last several months, and it just looked trashy.
We spent the majority of our Saturday hours cleaning up this area, finishing our garden boxes, running to Home Depot and the nursery for more stuff, mixing up the dirt, and filling them.

In the end, it looks pretty nice, and we are excited to get our seeds started during family home evening tomorrow. If this looks foreign to you, we are trying the Square Foot Gardening method. We each have our own garden boxes. It's fun to see the kids' excitement -- we let them choose what to plant in their boxes. Brianna chose strawberries, flowers, and bell peppers. Ben chose honeydew, sunflowers, raspberries, blueberries, pumpkins and more flowers. In Square Foot Gardening, some of these larger things can only have one seed planted in the square. Hopefully these little ones will be happy with their harvest!


To reward our hard work, we bought a grill, and had our first grilled steaks (from this grill) this afternoon! Yum! Our last grill caught fire, and therefore didn't make the cross-country move. Is that a happy man, or what?

So, are you going to grow a garden this year? If so, what are you planting? Do you have any advice for us novices? Happy Planting!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Moon Sand and The Invisible Man

The other day, we were all a bit on edge, and getting on each other's nerves. I remembered that I had a brand new package of Moon Sand in the top of my closet. I had purchased it for Ben for Christmas, but then decided to hold off. I decided it was time to break it out. It was a gorgeous day, nearly 70 degrees and sunny. So, I poured out the Moon Sand into a big plastic bin, and we all went out onto the patio. The kids LOVED the Moon Sand, and they played and played -- NICELY and PEACEFULLY -- for well over an hour. I felt like a good mom for that time frame. Let me just say, though, that I am VERY glad that I didn't give this to Ben in December! This is definitely an OUTDOOR activity, unless you are less picky about sand on your floors; OR your kids are older and cleaner at play.


It really is a great activity, and it gets us out of the house, using imaginations, and cooperating (well, relatively speaking.)


The other morning, Ben was taking a LONG time to get dressed. Finally he came down all dressed for school. A short time later, I needed to get something from his room. That's when I ran into HIM! Yes, the invisible man really does exist!!


Thursday, February 26, 2009

A Silly Poem

Sometimes we wish
we had a third hand
To help to accomplish
All our demands.

But listen to me
And soon you will see
All of the trouble
That third hand would be.

When your friend desires
A big party to host,
She'll ask for your hands,
Because you've got the most.

When working the garden
Your spouse will want you.
For your hands can dig,
And plant, and water it too.

At Church you will serve
In the Nursery, no doubt.
At once you give snacks,
Wipe tears, and wipe snouts.

Oh wait just one minute!
We already do!
We do help, and dig, and wipe!
And we do it with TWO!


So, what would you do differently if you did have a third hand? (And, as long as we're pretending, pretend that that wouldn't be weird.)

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

An Over-Due Talk, Answers, and a Card

So, I spoke with Kiefer Sutherland last night. I decided it was time. I let him know that I'm just going to have to give up watching 24. I just don't think I can handle it anymore. He hugged me, and let me know that if I buy the entire season on DVD, I can adjust the settings and ratchet down the violence. At the time, I was very grateful for this information.

However, when I woke up, I was really kind of disgusted that he was advertising in my dream.
Besides, I'm pretty sure it was false advertising.
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I have very smart readers! You figured out most of Brianna's songs. Here are the answers:

My Heavenly Father Loves Me
Love Is Spoken Here
Teach Me to Walk
Silent Night (it took me a looong time to figure out which song she meant by this. It's at the end of the third verse!)

Good job!

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Ben made me this Christmas Card this morning! It was so sweet!

I love the spellings, and, honestly, how many people are thoughtful enough to include a picture of the recipient??

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Name That Tune

Brianna has a way of creating unique titles for the songs that she loves. See if you can figure out what songs these are. Most of them are Primary songs, one is a familiar hymn (though not usually sung at this time of year).

Blue, Blue Sky
Crystal Clear
Gladly
Grace

I wanted to post the answers upside-down in the lower right-hand corner, but I didn't want any of you hurting yourselves trying to stand on your heads to read, so I'll post the answers later.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Many Pointless Tidbits and Some Arbitrary Fun Photos

*My mom thinks I'm not posting enough.

*Brianna likes to chase after the bus, after it pulls away with Ben onboard.

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*The bus driver gets VERY nervous about Brianna's enthusiasm.

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*Ben is a very tough American Idol judge.

*We sort of, accidentally, bought a California King sized mattress at an auction.

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*Someone is coming this evening to purchase and take away our old bedroom set. (Frankly, we'd be happy if they'd just take it away -- at least the mattress/boxsprings.)

*Can you tell these two are cousins??

*Yesterday was my sister and her husband's birthday. I hope they got the e-card, because I didn't call. What a rotten sister I am!

*Pocketful of Sunshine, by Natasha Beddingfield, is my current favorite song!

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*My kids and I like to blast it in the morning and dance around the living room!

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*James is so patient and kind with me.

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*My whole family is gathering for a Thanksgiving Extravaganza Weekend this year!


*Did you know that the Church has a whole bunch of PANDEMIC information on its Provident Living page?

*I figure if I have to worry about the pandemic now, you do too!

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*Our Family Home Evening was on the pandemic, and then for our activity, we went and got flu shots!

*Really, we did.

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*I think our robin that lives in our tree is little strange -- I'll share more later.

*Brianna sniffed a plastic BB up her nose last Sunday -- good thing James is an ENT!
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*I don't know what to call this post, I've really over-used "random".

Friday, February 13, 2009

Random, Random, and More Random

****Yesterday, Brianna followed me into the bathroom (not uncommon). I asked her to please close the door. She said, "You want pri-cy? Okay." And she shut the door so we were both in the bathroom. Maybe more lessons on what "privacy" means are in order.

****Today is Ben's class Valentine party. I signed up at the beginning of the year to help with all class parties, but I was never contacted for this one. I guess I'll just show up and help where I can.

****I'm making my deeee-licious Never-Fail Sugar Cookies today! Mmmmmm! Pretend that I'm giving each of you one of these perfectly baked, beautiful cookies with pink frosting and Valentine sprinkles, and a fun Valentine just for you.

**** I need to clean my bathrooms before my guests arrive.

****I looooove my iRobot Roomba vaccuum. In fact, I'm vaccuuming my living room at this very moment. If I were as wealthy as Oprah, I'd buy each of you one, just because.

****Ben was very cute about the valentines for his classmates. He, of course, chose Star Wars valentines, and then he chose each classmate's valentine carefully. It was very cute.

****Ben and Brianna each decorated the Valentine's for their grandparents. It was very cute. Brianna draws balloons really well, and both cards are well decorated with balloons and hearts. I'm not sure what Ben wrote, but I'm looking forward to hearing what he wrote.

****Brianna was a fun companion yesterday! She kept saying, "You're so cute, Mommy." "That's a cute shirt, Mommy." "You're so cute with your hair, Mommy." Boy, I need that kind of constant reassurance. Thanks Brianna.

****I made up a song for Brianna. It's to the chorus of the tune of "Tomorrow" from the movie Annie. It goes like this: "Brianna, Brianna, I love ya, Brianna! You're always a Joy to me!" She loves it.

****Ben wants his own song too, but he's a little more picky. He's shot down the two songs I've tried so far. I'm still working on it. Wish me luck.

****I guess I better go clean those bathrooms!

****Happy Early Valentine's Day, Everybodeeee!!