Seasonal Sillies for the Younger Crowd

What is the one room in the house that ghosts avoid?
The living room!

Why don't cannibals eat missionaries?
Because you can't keep a good man down.

What does the rooster's ghost say each morning?
Cock-a-doodle-BOO!

Why don't bats live alone?
They like to hang around with their friends

What kind of music do mummies like?
"Wrap" music.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.