Considering getting a puppy? Ask yourself the following questions:
Do I have a camouflage colored shag rug? (Inevitably a favorite place for the dog to poop -- must remind him of grass.)
Do I have children who will unwittingly step in poop that is incredibly camouflaged in the said camouflage colored shag rug?
Would said children stand still and yell for you if they did unwittingly step in said poop which is incredibly camouflaged in the said camouflage colored shag rug?
Or would said children who stepped in said poop on said rug then run throughout the house looking for you to clean up the said poop on the said rug, but which is now unwittingly spread THROUGHOUT the WHOLE HOUSE??
Not feeling much puppy love at the moment.
