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Me: Uh-oh, we forgot to pray for safety!
Brianna: Who's Safety?

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Ben: Why did Satan wait until the big meeting in Heaven to make his move? Why didn't he do it sooner?

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Brianna: Oh. my. gosh! You guys just missed it! I just saw a bear!
James and I: You saw a bear?!
Brianna: Yes. It was in the shape of a horse!

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Ben: I can't wait for heaven.
Me: I hope you can wait, because I would really miss you.
Ben: I mean I can't wait for our whole family to be together in heaven.